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“If it ain’t broke…..”

There is only one way I cum.

Apply vibrator directly to clit, lay back and think of anything but England.

That’s it. I don’t know any other way to cum because…

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

For me when I orgasm is sort of feels like my pussy is vomiting. I am dead serious. Imagine a hiccup, that involuntary contraction of your lungs and diaphragm.

It’s like that, but ya’ know, inside my Pikachu.

Sometimes it can be powerful but 99.9% of the time it’s subtle. Like if I blink I might miss it.

I know I was disappointed too, it’s so…. anti-climatic. I blame every Romance Novel in the history of ever. I even blame the French, where is my la petite mort?

This means if we are on the phone, I am probably not actually “cumming”.

BUT FEAR NOT*

That doesn’t mean I am not satisfied. Pikachu seizure slight chill (like when someone walks over your grave) aside, I can still be sated.

In fact, have felt more sexually satiated with out an orgasm than with more often than not. That’s because sex is just as much about my partners’ pleasure as it is mine.

The feeling of a cock stiffening inside me just before he cums = so delicious. It definitely lives up to the Romance Novel hype.

Hearing your spine bow and toes curl through the phone as your orgasm wracks your body, is sooooo much better. I’ll take it over a Pikachu stutter any day.

If orgasms were like they are in Romance Novels I probably would be cumming with you.

Now, I do sometimes feel an urgent need to orgasm, it’s more like too much sexual energy pent up in my body and I need to let it out, and it feels very clinical and all business.

The best part of my orgasms? Everything else leading up to them. 

So if we are playing, and I am screaming my pleasure, I REALLY am experiencing intense pleasure and satisfaction. My “orgasm” just wasn’t invited to the party.

So, please stop worrying about it and let’s focus on you.

3 thoughts on ““If it ain’t broke…..”

  1. This is fascinating! And it explains why you are, I feel certain to say, an excellent PSO!

    For me, nothing is more exciting than making my partner climax first. I think of my own climax as a reward for a job well done. Would that make us incompatible? Or would it present us both with a challenge?

    1. Thank you very much!

      LOL! I do love a challenge, but ultimately emotional climaxes are just as if not more powerful than physical ones. As long as you can stimulate the mind, we would get along just fine. 🙂

  2. The mind IS the sexiest organ in the body!

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